It started freezing raining this afternoon so we might be home for the next day or two. I put the dog out back to go to the bathroom and when I tried to let him back in he wouldn't walk on the steps. I think he face planted on the way out and I missed it!
I took the baby by my regular coffee spot at work and my ladies there were very excited to meet Liam. One lady said, "This baby is going to be a handsome man. You are going to have to keep the no good women away from him." I hadn't thought about that yet, another thing to worry about for the future ;)
And finally, something new happened today! I took baby's diaper off and he wasn't done going (oops) and poo went shooting out all over me and onto the floor. I will leave you with that thought.
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I wish I hadn't read that last paragraph while eating my lunch ;)
You have at least until preschool to worry about the no good girls.
Dude. Wow.
Another vote for pets: they shit, but they never shit ON me.
ah, what lovely imagery....thanks :)
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