Friday, October 03, 2008

My scathing welcome back to students

The students are back at OSU and I can't wait to see some of my favorite returning characters...

Bearded kid in his early 20s. You will take him seriously, he has a beard. The beard indicates that he is in grad school. Behold the beard!

My other grad school favorite: elaborate scarf girl. She too must be taken seriously, she knows how to tie an scarf, elaborately! The more ethnic looking the scarf--the better! She wants to appear worldy, and better than you!

The under-dressed undergrad. It's 7:00 am and she's on the prowl. She should be going to class because she has none. Sorry for the offensive photo, I wish I were exaggerating.

Loud frat guy! It doesn't matter what he's doing... he's going to do it LOUD! He hasn't matured past that age where he had to be loud to get attention from his mommy so he's loud so you LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM!!! He's just as desperate as the his female counterparts, it's just in a different way.

Professor white guy. He works approximately 1 hour per day and is an expert at dawdling. Don't come by during office hours, he's asleep. Has been giving the same lecture for 20 years and prefers his teaching assistants deal with the pesky kids. PESKY KIDS!

The inspiration for the scathing post: I saw a middle-aged white woman walking around campus in a Mexican Pancho (serape) in the rain. Good grief.

1 comment:

Flatman said...

Too, too funny!