
Forgot my camera this weekend (doh!) so I don't have any pics of Bill's assault on Mt Bachelor. Bill's friend Nate decided to register for Pole, Pedal, Paddle at the last minute and I convinced him to sign up for the elite wave with Bill so they could have the early start and race together. Both Bill and Nate are stud triathletes with many wins and trips to Kona for the Ironman World Championships between the two of them so no problem signing up for the elite wave for this race...
until they got there and saw the big boys hauling aspen down the slopes and skate skiing like Olympic champs. I had a blast watching the two of them warm up on the cross country course where they looked like they had never seen snow before and fell down many times trying to find their skiing legs.

Soon enough the race started with a downhill ski leg and the guys were surprised to find gates to navigate through. The fast guys made it down in ~30 seconds looking like Bodi Miller on a good day. Bill, who hadn't downhill skied in over 5 years, took around 3 1/2 minutes to navigate the "beginner" course. Nate had a snow board and took even longer. Needless to say, the transition area was nice and clear for them to switch into their cross country gear. The fast guys had skate skis and took off like Frode Andresen. Bill and Nate looked like they were auditioning for a slip-n-slide commercial and I hoped they learned how cross country ski while out on the course.
I waited in the ski to bike transition area with Nate's girlfriend Kara and we watched the race leader come in about 15 minutes later, I think the course is 8k so the top guys were fast. I hit the timer on my watch so I could tell Bill how far back he was to the leader and waited. And waited... and waited. Basically everyone came in, including a few people from the next heat when finally, 19 1/2 minutes later Bill came in with a good sweat going. I helped him transition onto the bike to ride 22 miles to Bend and told him his split to the leader and he said, "Oh is that all? No problem!"

Nate came in a few minutes later and Kara and I drove down to Bend to meet them for the next legs: 8k run and ~2k kayak and a running sprint to the finish. We missed the bike to run transition so we waited down by the Deschutes River so we could assist with the kayak put-in. Bill and Nate came in on the run together (behind almost all of the elites including several women) but looked strong nonetheless. These two can bike and run so I don't think they lost much time to the leaders on those legs but the kayak was another story.
Bill's core was shot so the only way for him to paddle was to lean way back and use his legs and upper body. (sweet revenge for me: I've been doing core workouts almost nightly while he sat on the couch watching tv) Nate didn't fare much better, he had a small kayak and had to muscle his way up and down the river. The guys just didn't have the right gear (or training) to compete in this leg.
They handled the sprint finish well and looked really relieved to be done. I asked Bill if he had fun and he said, "Yeah, except for my entire body hurting." They had a great post race celebration at the park and we had lunch at the Deschutes Brewery before heading home. We decided not to camp since there was a thunderstorm in the forecast so we slept in our own bed and I made Bill go for a bike ride with me the next morning.
I won't even get into the cheap motel room he booked (across from a strip club and rail yard) but let's just say the weekend didn't exactly turn out how Bill planned. We had a good time though and I have lots of material to make fun of Bill and Nate so I am very happy! Good memories for me, hopefully Bill got this out of his system and won't want to race elite again next year. Yeah right, who am I kidding!